Robot Minion Army

The future of labor, questionable decision-making, and minor workplace accidents.

"Built for efficiency, programmed for chaos." - Lead Engineer, unsure if this was a good idea

"We tried to make them smart, but now they unionized. Mistakes were made." - Internal Memo, now classified

"After extensive testing, we can confirm they do indeed know how to push buttons. Sometimes the right ones." - Quality Control (or what’s left of it)

"The latest AI advancements have allowed us to create a workforce that doesn’t complain. Except for the rogue ones." - CEO of Totally Not Evil Robotics