Spoofed Man's Creamy Ice

The only ice cream legally distinct enough to not get sued (maybe)

"Tastes like a Marvel lawsuit waiting to happen" - Alex Rose
"Why does it feel like Disney's lawyers are already on their way?" - Concerned Customer
"At this point, I'm surprised they haven't just sent a cease and desist flavored cone" - Legal Expert
"Our ice cream is so good, even the Mouse himself wants a cut of the profits." - Spoofed Man, probably