Big Fat Rocket (BFR)

The absolute unit of a spacecraft. If SpaceX has Starship, we have a whole Star-Planet.

"If we were SpaceX, this thing would be called Falcon Too Heavy" - Lead Engineer, totally qualified
"We tried launching it, but it was too big to fit on the launchpad... and the country." - Someone in Mission Control
"Our partnership with SpaceY and ASSA made this possible. Their motto: ‘Bigger is always better’ was taken way too literally." - CEO of SpaceY
"If we ever get this thing off the ground, NASA is legally required to rename the moon to BFR Landing Zone Alpha." - Space Policy Analyst